You would think with all the warnings about the sun and its evil plot to cooperate with our stupid o-zone depleting ways, one would be smart enough to listen. Particularly people like me, who don't tan well, but simply burn into crispy, flaky red people-things, before miraculously turning completely white again over the course of a few days in a desperate retreat from the sun's malevolence.

No.

"Psh, sun, who's scared of UV rays of doom?"

I will live to rue those words. It's been several days since my careless romp outside, and I'm still in pain.

So, my nearly translucent friends, I have this to say: SUNBLOX PLX! Or, better yet, become vampires for jeebus' sake.